Sunday, November 22, 2009

Funny SmS

History TEACHER - From Where to Where did
the Mughals rule.?
Student - Sir, I am
Not sure but I think
from Page 15 to 26.

Middle aged Man to Wife :
I wish I was born
100 years ago,
Before Doctors invented this Cholesterol, high
Blood Pressure, Diabetes etc., etc.,

Lallu London k Hotel me Murgi khaane gaya.
Lekin Murgi ki English
bhul gaya.
Waiter : What would
you like to have sir.?
Lallu : Eggs’ Mother’s Fry.!

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