Monday, November 16, 2009

Hindi Jokes

Doctor- “Kya Baat Hai?’
Guddu- “Muje Kutte Ne Kat Liya Hai.”
Doctor- “Kya Tumhe Malum Nahi Hai Ki Mai 7 Baje KeBad Kisi Rogi Ko Nahi Dekhta?”
Guddu- “Ji, Malum Hai, Magar Yah Bat Kutte Ko Malum Nahi Thi.”

“Akhir T.V. Me Aisi Kya Khubi Hai, To Tum Hamesha Usi Se Chipke Rahate Ho?’
Guddi Ne Guddu Se Jara Jallakar Kaha.
Guddu Ne Jawab Diya- “Dabbu Ki Mammi,
Mai Jab Chahu T.V. Ka Munh To Band Kar Sakta Hu.”

Misses PINKI Apne Padosi Ke Yaha Bachcha Hone Par Unke Saat Saal Ke Bete CHINTU Se Boli- ‘Ab To Tumhare Yaha Naya Bebi Aa Gaya Hai?”
CHINTU Munh Bichkaakar Bola- “Aunti! Use Naya Kahti Hai? Are! Jab Wah Rota Hai To Lagta Hai Ki Kai Saalo Se Rona Sikh Raha Ho.”

Cinemahall Me Guddu Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Guddu Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Muje Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film Ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Ham Bhi Kaha Aap Ko Suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Baatchit Chal Rahi Hai.” Unme Se Guddi Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.

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