Sunday, November 29, 2009

Missing Husband : Jokes

Lady: I lost my Husband

Inspector: What is his height

Lady: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Lady: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes

Lady: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair

Lady: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was he wearing

Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden
chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left
foot
thumb nail is slightly broken, he never
barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg
food, we eat
together, we jog together&. And the lady
started crying&.........................................................

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