Santa Banta Jokes

A Dr. & Santa Loved Same Girl,

Santa Started Giving An Apple To The Girl Everyday,

Dr. Asked Why?

Santa : An Apple A Day Keeps The Dr. Away.

Santa : Oye Yeh Sent Message Kya Hota Hai,.?

Banta : After Thinking Replayed Jis Message Mein Khushboo Ho,

Usse Sent Message Kehte Hai....

Santa : Maine Ek Aisi Chiz Ki Khoj Ki Hai Jis Se

Tu Diwar Ke Aar-Par Dekh Sakta Hai..!!

Banta : Aacha.. Kya Hai Who,?

Santa : "KHIDKI"....

Pappu : Papa Mujh Ko Baaja Dila Do,

Santa: Nahi Tum Sab Ko Tang Karo Ge

Pappu : Nahi Papa Kasam Se

Jab Sub So Jayenge Tab Mai Bajunga..):-

Santa : Wife Agar Husband Ko Naukar Smaji To

Husband Ko Kya Karna Chaiye ?

Banta : Zayda Kuch Nahi Do Char ghar

Aur Dekh Pakad Lene Chaiye

Santa : Ped Pe Chada To

Bandar Ne Poocha : Upar Kyon Aaya?

Santa : Apple Khane

Bandar : Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai

Santa : Pata Hai, Apple Saath Laya Hoon.

In Battle Santa Was Wearing Mosquito Net

Instead Of Bullet Proof Jacket, Why?

Santa Said, "Jab Macchar Nahi Ghus Sakta,

Goli Kya Ghusegi..?):-