Funny 5 SMS I

Santa to Banta
Oye Yeh Sent Message
Kya Hota Hai..?

Banta: after thinking replyed
Jis Message Mein Khushboo Ho
Usse Sent Msg Kehte Hai...

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Yamraj asks 3ladies
Kabhi kiss kiya?
1st - Shadi se pehle
Yam - Chal Nark me
2nd - Shadi k baad
Yam - Chal Swarg me
3rd - Kabhi Nai Kiya
Yamraj - Chal kamre Me

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A Dog was Doing SuSu On wall
Suddenly Wall Fell on Dog
&
He Died On d Spot

Den All Dogs Decided 2Giv 1 Leg SuPPort 2Wall
While Doing SuSu

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Interviewer : what is ur qualification?
Santa : Sir I m Ph.d.
Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL
with DIFFICULTY.

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Agar 25 Rupaye me 'Paav-Bhaji' milta hai,
toh 100 Rupaye me kya milega?

Ans : 'Puri Bhaji'!!
PAV=1/4th
Puri=Full!