Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola

Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola : bholi si soorat, ankhaon mein masti,
dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye,
Ladki boli : kali si surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae......

Boy says 2 girl : tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi?
Girl says : tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega!!!

Hotel mein khana kha k sardar haath k badle wash basin dhone laga.
Waiter ne pucha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola : dikhta nahi lekha hai wash basin:-)

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