Jija Saali Funny SMS

Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?
Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon
Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female
Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se