Wife-Suniyeji Aapka Dost
Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Rha He,
Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nhi?
Santa-Me Use Kyu Roku?
Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya....
Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya hai,
Pati:Kaun sa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha..
Shahjahan ne TajMahal ki har diwar ko Dekha,
Har meenar ko Dekha,
Har khidki darvaje ko dekha, Aur Bola,
Maa Kasam Mazak Mazak me Kharcha ho gaya!!!
Patient Fall In Love With A Nurse.
He Said to Nurse ''I LOVE U'.
U have stolen my HEART.
Innocent nurse said no
no we have stolen ur KIDNEY only...
2 snake sitting in a jungle,
female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
suddenly male snake turned & started singing,
' zeher hai ke pyar hai tera Chuma'!!!!
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